Audrey's First Garden

How to create the cutest little Garden, Audrey-style:

STEP1: Prepare pots & peek in at the tiny seeds.


STEP 2: Carefully remove each seed and add them one at a time.


STEP 3: Add 2-3 seeds per pot. Or 5 or 6....

STEP 4: And now we set the timer and wait! And wait....

STEP 5: And wait... Hmm.... Nothing's happening.

Better make sure I read the instructions right...

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A few weeks of growing & daily pride at their growth later....

"Look at my garden! See them Mommy? See how they're growing!"

"And this one is my flower. It's growin' up big & strong!"

"And this one is..... ehh... stop! stop it!"

"NO Ellie!! These are not for you!!"

STEP 6: Do not expect them to live if a 2 yr old is in care of them...

STEP 7: Quit feeling bad about how wilted they got & how they never actually bloomed into flowers, besides, she hasn't asked about them in weeks. Just throw them away already!

STEP 8: Discard & never bring this up again.